Aug 21, 2010

Y'all seriously made my day...

I had SO much fun reading and laughing out loud at your all's confessions yesterday that I wanted to highlight a few of my favorites.

Lauren Confessed: "Once, at Cabanas in Greenville, I punched a girl in the boob for stepping on my foot then ran. Yes, seriously."

Kristen Confessed: "I may have had a random one night stand with a VERY sexy boy from East Texas that was clearly dating an AXO. I snuck out of his room in a cat suit (It was the day after Halloween) while he was still sleeping because I had absolutely NO intention of dating him. NONE. I proceeded to walk the ULTIMATE walk of shame across the street to the ZTA house where I realized I HAD NO KEY TO GET IN THE HOUSE and there were ZERO girls home because they were all shackin too and I was the first to come home. I spent 3 hours on the porch in a cat suit being judged by every passer by until finally someone came home with a key. {sidenote-ended up dating this boy for four years!}"

And this is my favorite, it's shear genius...

Dana Confessed: "MY final and most proud college moment was the pizza delivery guy night. I am proud and embarrassed of this. I am proud because it was really good strategic planning on my part and embarrassed... well its ridiculous. My friend Lindsey and I had been at a bar, to remain nameless, our freshman or sophomore year...oopsie this bar happened to be located near a pizza place...one of which Pink Lou Lou made mention of... we decided we not only needed a pizza late night, but that we also needed a ride home. We called in a pizza for delivery, walked into said pizza joint within 5 minutes and told them we ordered the pizza and we wanted to ride with the delivery person to the house. Yes... We actually did this. They pizza delivery guy was so impressed with our resourceful thinking he took us with him and gave us free cheese sticks. WIN - WIN."

One more thing and then college memory lane will be closed.

What you are about to see, is one of my favorite videos of all time. It's right up there with "Late night with Allie and Chrissy" and "Senior Kidnap-we stole a bike" neither of which I can actually post to protect those involved. ha. But this one, is simply classic, and needs to be shared.

Let me set the scene for you. Our favorite fraternity, game day, and also the boys Senior Fifth Day tailgate {the boys main goal? Drink a fifth of makers.} I would say this about 3 pm, so everyone was feeling pretty good, when this random man walks up to the tailgate, and begins dance battling with the frat boys. It was absolutely hysterical. No one knows who this guy was, where he came from, or what mind altering substance was causing him to feel the need to bust a move.

Disclaimers of this video: Please excuse my nasty hair color, I would meet my angel Britt Britt two weeks later and she changed my life. Also please excuse my fat cheeks. It was college. Enough said. Also ignore my drinking voice, I get really inappropriately loud and nasally.

Things I would like to point out before watching this video:

1. Shirtless frat boy with tequila belt. He wore this tequila belt equipped with Jose' Cuervo to every party. He was awesome.

2. The boy I like to call the main character. His facial expressions while dance battling old drunk man are truly impressive.

3. Towards the end, look closely on the left side of the screen to see small frat boy toss his drink on old dancing man. He then covers his mouth and giggles. Priceless.

Enjoy.

10 comments:

Ari- Audrey Onassis said...

OMG. There are no words. Except, he sooo meant business!!!

Design Apprentice said...

I die. Seriously, I can not stop laughing at that video, I have watched it about three times. There is so much to take in. I miss college so much right now and being greek. This is hysterical. Did he just walk off after this?

Morgan said...

I just laughed so hard. They all kept kicking...ohmygoodness that was funny!

Lauren H. Edmondson said...

I think of myself as a champion tailgater being from ECU and all, but that right there tops any tailgate moment I have ever experienced. TOO funny.

Sophie P said...

Haha! Love those confessions! I also love the way you say 'y'all' all the time! xx

Laura said...

Hahahaha omg.... I remember this!

Kristen @ All In My Twenties said...

I LOVE this guy!! He is SO the life of the party!! and I love that your friends were down for the danceoff! ha

Paige said...

Haha! I love these confessions and especially the video!

Leah said...

HAHAHA what a great start to a Monday morning. Memories just came flowing back and I'm crying at my desk at 9:32am. You failed to mention that yes, this man is also at EVERY UK bball game and gets up to dance to "Here she comes now singing money money - hey, let's go big blue". Same dance moves 8 years later. I don't kid. XOXO

Kate Wesley Steinbeck said...

I am pretty sure that is me screaming in the background as well! OMG I am dying laughing at this!! Thanks for the memories Alli!

 

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